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Reports Cite Incursions on U.S. Border – Los Angeles Times

Well, damn. While not an authorized encounter by the Mexican government, I can’t believe that some of their higher ups aren’t aware of this, even as a a possibility. This will only give more interest and power to those who … Continue reading

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If you die, you will be fined

CNN.com – Die at your own risk, mayor proposes – Dec 13, 2005 There are times I just love crazy laws, particularly those brought about by crazy laws. via Andy

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“Failing ocean current raises fears of mini ice age”

New Scientist Breaking News – Failing ocean current raises fears of mini ice age See– Global warming can cause mini ice ages! Just remember, if you run very fast, you can out run freezing winds or searing heat!

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Fresno’s Brain Drain Has Left the Town Smarting – Los Angeles Times

Fresno’s Brain Drain Has Left the Town Smarting – Los Angeles Times You hear that Fresnans? You broke Fresno’s heart by leaving…..

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U.S. [trade] deficit at $66-billion, shatters high

The Globe and Mail: U.S. deficit at $66-billion, shatters high Youch. Our total trade deficit for last month was 66 billion dollars. That’s 66 billion that left our country for other countries. Most of this was caused by massive oil … Continue reading

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Sozzled elks hound old folks home

Drunk elk attack elderly couple’s house in Sweden. We now need to ban fermented old apples, to save us from this drunk elk menance!

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Comments like this…

Comments like this: But state Senate leader Don Perata, a Democrat from Oakland, said Tuesday night that Schwarzenegger had “sowed the seeds of his own demise” by taking on the full gamut of public workers, who make up more than … Continue reading

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Holy *******&***&%@#$% – The Awful Forums

Holy ^%&%^ #%$# – The Awful Forums Ok, so the kid who killed two people, then himself, asked for help on buying ammunition, got found out to be a nut, gets his forums closed, then goes on the shooting spree. … Continue reading

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Greenpeace fined for reef damage

Oh Greenpeace, what BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Greenpeace fined for reef damage”>wacky adventures will you have next. Seriously, it is always your responsibilty as a car driver, airplane pilot or boat captain to verfiy your maps/charts, pay attention to … Continue reading

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The Onion parody something?

Protecting the Presidential Seal. No Joke. – New York Times So

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