how many light bulbs does it take to change a UC Student?
How many light bulbs does it take to change a UC student? Or something like that. It depends on which UC.
University of California, Berkeley
-Seventy-six. One to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter- protest.
University of California, Davis
-None. Davis doesn’t have electricity.
University of California, Irvine
-One. Someone to hire the undocumented worker mowing the lawn to do it for them.
UCLA
-One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her!
University of California, Merced
-None. Classes are held by the vernal pools.
University of California, Riverside
-None. Riverside looks better in the dark.
University of California, San Diego
-Two. One to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.
University of California, San Francisco
-Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
University of California, Santa Cruz
-Six. One to remove the old light bulb, one to fashion it into a bong, one to hold the new bulb into the socket, and three to pass the newly created bulb-bong around until the room spins.
University of California, Santa Barbara
-Only one, but they get six credits for it.
Finally …
Hastings College of the Law
-One. Someone to to file the product liability suit.
Stolen from this random person. The guy is a big Dodger fan, and he knows just how much this season hurts.