Tag, I’m it.
The If It Could Be Me meme, originally from Ogre. Ben tagged me, and Cal Tech Girl got him.
If I could be a scientist… I’d be a faster than light physicist. Chief Engineer on the Star Ship Enterprise. Any of them….
If I could be a farmer… I’d move to Nevada, grow alfalfa for horses and dairy cows. Alfalfa would be a bribe for the girls I know who like horses, and the dairy cow hay to make money with. *cough*
If I could be a musician…it’d be bad karaoke, so nobody would want to listen.
If I could be a doctor…, I’d try not to practice so much on my patients, and actually perform work.
If I could be a painter…, I would refuse to paint anyone’s house pink.
If I could be a gardener…, I would probably live a much simpler life (due to less income and better perspective).
If I could be a missionary…, I would preach fictionology. Praise Batman!.
If I could be a chef…,I would do everything to uphold the reputation of Chef.
If I could be an archetect…, force everyone to live in my egotistical style of what I think a perfect building is.
If I could be a linguist…, I would learn everyone’s language, and not let them know that I know what they are saying.
If I could be a psychologist…, I would still couldn’t figure women out.
If I could be a librarian…, I be Lucien, keeper of all stories, those written down, and those never told, just dreamed.
If I could be an athlete…, I still couldn’t throw a curve ball.
If I could be a lawyer…, I’d have no fear of going scuba diving with great white sharks.
If I could be an innkeeper…, I wouldn’t have to go to Europe to steal things to pay back the money I stole before hand.
If I could be a professor…, I’d make my students work for their grades, and enjoy it.
If I could be an actor…, I’d still be David Spade’s wingman.
If I could be a writer…, my book would still end up in Lucien’s library.
If I could be a back-up dancer…, I sure would know where to make my money, and not be stuck for life.
If I could be a llama-rider…, I’d attempt cross breeding camels and llamas for superior racing stock.
If I could be a pirate…, I would shiver the women’s timbers, and be sure to burn down Vera Cruz every year, in honor of El Desemperano.
If I could be a midget stripper…, I’d be on the Kevin and Bean show. They like midets. They even had on Rent-a-Midget.
If I could be a Jedi…, I would still have my ass kicked by a Green Lantern.
If I could be a judge…, I would punish people who tag me in memes!
If I could be President…, hey, I don’t get to be President by opening my mouth before I get there with policies that nobody would like! You’ll find out when I’m prez.
If I could be an astronaut…, I would be on the first permanent colony on Mars.
My contributions…
If I could have any superpower…, I’d own a Green Lantern Ring. It’s a real power ring. The One Ring has got nothing on it. Light saber swinging Jedi? Just pick the Jedi and throw him into space.
Naeem and Beth, you have just been tagged. If Alvaro and Azeem had real blogs, I’d tag them too. Answer at least five of the “If I could” statements, and add a few more if you like. Anyone else is certainly welcome to chime in, just leave a trackback link.
